[DJ voice] this song goes out to everyone who let me copy off of their algebra homework
you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature
just replace all police with police dogs
nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.
a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own
I wanna be able to cuddle with somebody and watch movies under blankets and eat junk food and tell them I love you without any hesitation
Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot